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More Women Opting For ‘Photoshop Diet’ To Prevent Exertion

In a bid to feel good about themselves, increasing numbers of women are channelling money they would otherwise spend on costly diets…

Aussie Tourist Latest Victim Of Elaborate Scam

An Australian tourist says he felt “completely helpless and alone” after attempting to return a faulty pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses to a…

Occupy Movement Hails Airport Protests A Success

Misguided ‘Occupy’ protesters added to the chaos at Sydney and Melbourne airports today, mistaking stranded travellers for another ‘Occupy’ protest. After Qantas…

Sport

Starc Contrast, Fast Bowler Hits Moonburn For Six

Australian fast bowler Mitchell Starc is the latest high profile personality to start wearing sunscreen at night to protect against ‘Moonburn’. Not…

Signed Sea Gull To Commemorate Warner Test Ton

Cricket Australia in conjunction with sportsmemorobiliagonemad.com have announced a very limited run of 500 Sea Gulls, each personally signed by David Warner.…

Ponting To Trial “Wearing a bat and swinging a pad” for Boxing Day Test

Former Australian test cricket captain, Ricky Ponting, revealed today he is planning on wearing his bat on his leg and swinging a…

Politics

Arab League Red Faced After Negotiating With Siri, Not Syria

There were some red faces at the Arab League this week after peace negotiators, hoping to end the…

Occupy Movement Hails Airport Protests A Success

Misguided ‘Occupy’ protesters added to the chaos at Sydney and Melbourne airports today, mistaking stranded travellers for another…

Entertainment

Teen Rocker Cancels Band Plans Because All Good Names Are Taken

A Brisbane teenager has shelved plans to form a band after hearing of U.S. pop group, LMFAO and…

Marky Mark To Release 20th Anniversary Deluxe Re-issue of Music For The People

There’s excitement as rumors circulate of a 20th Anniversary deluxe re-issue of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch’s…