Horse Pies Recalled After Finding Traces Of Beef, Lamb
Lovers of Hubert’s 100% Horse Pies from across Australia were distressed and disgusted today after tests have revealed traces of Wagyu beef…
Survey Finds: ‘Surveys Are Getting Stupider’
‘Women are less likely to play football than men’, ‘Interest in cat-based websites has dropped 4% since 2009’ and ‘Sunglasses are still…
More Women Opting For ‘Photoshop Diet’ To Prevent Exertion
In a bid to feel good about themselves, increasing numbers of women are channelling money they would otherwise spend on costly diets…
Bombers Admit To Using Power Balance Wrist Bands
The Essendon Football Club has held an extraordinary press conference today in which they revealed a series of alarming admissions about their…
Starc Contrast, Fast Bowler Hits Moonburn For Six
Australian fast bowler Mitchell Starc is the latest high profile personality to start wearing sunscreen at night to protect against ‘Moonburn’. Not…
Signed Sea Gull To Commemorate Warner Test Ton
Cricket Australia in conjunction with sportsmemorobiliagonemad.com have announced a very limited run of 500 Sea Gulls, each personally signed by David Warner.…
Arab League Red Faced After Negotiating With Siri, Not Syria
There were some red faces at the Arab League this week after peace negotiators, hoping to end the…
Occupy Movement Hails Airport Protests A Success
Misguided ‘Occupy’ protesters added to the chaos at Sydney and Melbourne airports today, mistaking stranded travellers for another…
Teen Rocker Cancels Band Plans Because All Good Names Are Taken
A Brisbane teenager has shelved plans to form a band after hearing of U.S. pop group, LMFAO and…
Marky Mark To Release 20th Anniversary Deluxe Re-issue of Music For The People
There’s excitement as rumors circulate of a 20th Anniversary deluxe re-issue of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch’s…
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